Alcubierre Drive
“…we arrive at the lovely tourist planet of Xen’arthia. And… oh my god it’s been nuked back to the bedrock. That’s the third planet we’ve visited in a row! What’s going on?”
Carnivores Unite!
We should bring back drinking from the skulls of our defeated enemies. Though, in this case, they might be a bit small.
Just for the kiddies, here’s a cute little diagram to help explain everything.
Superpowers
If I could have any superpower… it would probably be the ability to stop people posting ‘If you could have any superpower…’ memes. Failing that, I’ll go with Wolverines healing factor. Immortality and perpetual health, what’s not to love?
Rambo cuddle time
I’ve been watching a lot of Vampire Diaries lately (don’t hate me) and I swear the neck-snap is used as often as handshakes are in other shows. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering about the title of this post…
