The voices may not be real, but they have some great ideas.
Though in my cases the voices just on the edge of hearing often turn out to be real, someone just turned my music down real low. Not naming names or anything, but there is a special hell reserved for those people.
If there isn’t, I’ll bloody build one when I get there.
We should bring back drinking from the skulls of our defeated enemies. Though, in this case, they might be a bit small.
Just for the kiddies, here’s a cute little diagram to help explain everything.
If I could have any superpower… it would probably be the ability to stop people posting ‘If you could have any superpower…’ memes. Failing that, I’ll go with Wolverines healing factor. Immortality and perpetual health, what’s not to love?