There comes a time in every person’s life when you have to take a step back and just slob for the day. Today is that day.
Tomorrow may also be that day. Actually the whole week isn’t looking like it’s going to be particularly productive.
I just got off the plane after a red-eye. Now I’m in a sea-side resort, and I am doing NOTHING for at least day.
You! Underpaid wage-slave. Bring me an alcoholic fruit drink with a little umbrella in it, a chocolate cheesecake, and a loofa on a stick!